INTERESTING QUOTES

Many people have been quoted.Some quotes are regarded as classics.But some quotes are really interesting.Well,i bring you some of those... 

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."

- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame."

- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) 

 

"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one."

- Cato the Elder (234-149 BC, AKA Marcus Porcius Cato) 

"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" "

- Will Rogers (1879-1935) 

"Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done."

- Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855), while working, when informed that his wife is dying 

"Hell is paved with good Samaritans."

- William M. Holden 

"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research."

- Wilson Mizner (1876-1933) 

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

- Robert Orben

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."

- Thomas Jones 

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."

- Voltaire (1694-1778) 

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."

- General George Patton (1885-1945) 

"No one can earn a million dollars honestly."

- William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925) 

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."

- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault."

- Henry Kissinger (1923-)

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."

- Frank Zappa

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."

- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."

- George Washington Carver (1864-1943)

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."

- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855) 

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."

- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

 For more good quotes visit:http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~robins/quotes.html).